USAF_DTom on November 20, 2025 11:19 pm I just read a paper that hypothesized that we may have inadvertently domesticated (not fully) raccoons. These are the test subjects surely lol.
HyperQuandaryAck on November 20, 2025 11:25 pm they have mastered the skill of standing so incredibly still…
smrcostudio on November 20, 2025 11:52 pm Everyone says they’re so smart but WHERE’S THE CAR YOU WERE GONNA STEAL, BOYS?
Carbon-Base on November 21, 2025 12:01 am They picked the single most dangerous and intense place to “hang out” in the garage. The tension is palpable.
7thMediumLaw on November 21, 2025 12:01 am I find it terrifying that they look completely paralyzed and might jump in any direction at any time, also yes they’re goddamn cute
Adorable-Source97 on November 21, 2025 12:05 am Head Racoon: “Keep still, their eyesight is based on movement.”
rawrrrr24 on November 21, 2025 12:08 am Make them pay rent, thats 500 per tenant, 2000 per month. And thats not mentioning utility
accidentalarchers on November 21, 2025 12:22 am Lads, don’t move, they can’t see us if we don’t move. Hold. The. Line.
nikkisan5 on November 21, 2025 12:25 am They are so cute but like, what are they even doing in there? Just hanging out like they own the place.
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Good ol trash pandas
When does their next album drop?
I just read a paper that hypothesized that we may have inadvertently domesticated (not fully) raccoons. These are the test subjects surely lol.
Smile and wave boys
they have mastered the skill of standing so incredibly still…
The Racoon Federation.
Hahaha.
They are cute but they can cause havoc
Genuinely, we domesticated the wrong cat.
Roll call!
‘Can we help you?’
GET THE GUN
They look drunk/hung over…
‘Just act casaul’
Started from the bottom, now we here!
Garage heist. I am groot.
DONT MOVE
Dirty Mike and the boys
Everyone says they’re so smart but WHERE’S THE CAR YOU WERE GONNA STEAL, BOYS?
“Just shut up and play it cool.”
They picked the single most dangerous and intense place to “hang out” in the garage. The tension is palpable.
I find it terrifying that they look completely paralyzed and might jump in any direction at any time, also yes they’re goddamn cute
Head Racoon: “Keep still, their eyesight is based on movement.”
Make them pay rent, thats 500 per tenant, 2000 per month.
And thats not mentioning utility
The goof troop
Lads, don’t move, they can’t see us if we don’t move. Hold. The. Line.
Raise it
They are so cute but like, what are they even doing in there? Just hanging out like they own the place.
I mean how do you not hit the button?!
Do you live in Pawnee, Indiana?